چهارشنبه، تیر ۲۳، ۱۳۸۹

What kind of guy do you think I am?

Alan: "How you doing"? "Thanks again"? Charlie, casual sex is one thing, but this is just lazy.

Charlie: What are you talking about? I didn't have sex with her. She just surfs out on the Point, uses my shower and goes to work.

Alan: So you're not sleeping with her?

Charlie: Jeez, Alan, I don't sleep with every buff surfer chick that uses my shower. What kind of guy do you think I am?

Alan: I think you're the luckiest bastard to walk the face of the earth, but, that's not my point. I don't want women flashing their butt tattoos at my son.

Charlie: Cindy has a tattoo?

Alan: Yes, a butterfly.

Charlie: Right cheek or left? No, wait, don't tell me. I want to be surprised.

Alan: So you're not sleeping with her, but you want to.

Charlie: Yeah. What kind of guy do you think I am?

From "Two and a half men" :))